NO PROOF. JUST VIBES.
ENTER THE WOODSThis hat was born in a top-secret bunker in the Smoky Mountains after 2 days of rain, 6 cups of diner coffee, and some weird lights in the sky we still can’t explain.
You don’t need fancy gear to enjoy the outdoors — just a good story and a better hat.
SEE THE HATBigfoot? Sure. Aliens? Maybe. Good times around a fire? Absolutely.
Field Notes
Approved for Campfire Use
The hat won’t protect you from whatever’s out there… but it’ll make you look real good when you tell your story.
Unscheduled Detours
If the hat steers you toward a dirt road, a trailhead, or a diner with a flickering OPEN sign, that’s not a mistake—it’s a suggestion. Consider it clearance for a road trip. Document ambient sounds, animal activity, and any strange lights.
Reported Side Effects
Mythic Designs is not responsible if you suddenly enjoy camping, or night walks in the woods. If you start waving at owls or calling coffee “fuel,” that’s on you.
Legend Says...
Legend says corduroy wards off both unwanted cold breezes and government surveillance. Not yet confirmed*